ThinkBigAndBlue

Content warning for popping. This is the first part of a trilogy. Each part will focus on a specific type of blueberry inflation, from micro, to ‘71, to ending with ‘05 Huh…. Not the usual suspects who do these tours… thought Ms. Wendyllyn Wonka, or rather Ms. Wonka. She stared at the four young women who gathered at the front golden gates, her yellow eyes blinking incessantly. All of them looked to be around their young 20’s. “Greetings, everyone! You may know me as Ms. Wonka, current owner of Wonka Incorporated. It’s a pleasure to have you all on today’s tour,” she said, repeating the remembered lines. How many times had she said that script. No matter. Wonka bowed to her guests, her purple outfit flowing in the wind and top hat magically staying on her head. “Now, then. Who might you all be? Introduce yourself to the group. After all, we’ll be spending a lot of time together today.” Three out of four seemed rather giddy. The furthest one on the left, clad in black jeans and